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Funny Mello and Band Quotes

MELLO MOTTOs:

"A mello is a lot like a trumpet, but it has an oversized bell to make up for the lack of an oversized ego." --Adam Lang

Why is there a french horn in a wind quintet?

Its the only brass instrument with a brain. 

 

Other funny mello quotes:

A mello by any other name, is better than a trumpet any day.

With a name like mellophone... its gotta be good.

If at first you dont succeed, you obviously dont play mellophone.

Pinky and the Brain Conversation about mellophones taking over the world (they currently have a mellophone and straw in their hands):

Brain: Pinky are you pondering what Im pondering?

Pinky: Uh, I thinks so Brain, but if we wanted our heads to swell up like balloons, why didn't we just play trumpet in the first place?

SOME BAND QUOTES:
 
Old band nerds never die, they just leave after halftime.
 
Marching Band: One day, football will be played at halftime.
 
Marching Band: If it were easy, it would be a sport.
 
I went to band camp and all I got was sunburnt, blisters, and sleep deprivation!
 
Christmas parade: Just say Ho!!
 
 

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