"A mello is a lot like a trumpet, but it has an oversized bell to make up for the lack
of an oversized ego." --Adam Lang
Why is there a french horn in a wind quintet?
Its the only brass instrument with a brain.
Other funny mello quotes:
A mello by any other name, is better than a trumpet any day.
With a name like mellophone... its gotta be good.
If at first you dont succeed, you obviously dont play mellophone.
Pinky and the Brain Conversation about mellophones taking over the world (they currently
have a mellophone and straw in their hands):
Brain: Pinky are you pondering what Im pondering?
Pinky: Uh, I thinks so Brain, but if we wanted our heads to swell up like balloons, why
didn't we just play trumpet in the first place?